I received this from a friend of mine a while back. Supposedly they're the results of the Washington Post's Style Invitational. Essentially you take a word from the dictionary and add, remove, or change one letter, and then provide a new definition for it. Thanks to Amanda for posting her Lexophile list, as it reminded me of these. Enjoy!

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone

The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis

Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis

A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido

All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect

The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug

Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor

The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Ignoranus

A person who's both stupid and an asshole.