"So strange it's gotta be true" is right... Check out this whopper:

"And finally, from the "so bizarre it's gotta be true" department comes this oddball story from the New York Post about Adrien Brody's raucous 31st birthday party Tuesday night in the East Village, which was so noisy an annoyed neighbor threw eggs at the star-studded crowd (presidential niece Lauren Bush was hit with some yolk shrapnel). The really strange part? The paper identifies the egg tosser as none other than former Village People cowboy dude Randy Jones."

How's that for weird?